About the Atrioc Enron Risk Management Department Kids Heavy Cotton™ Tee
An Enron-style outline mark next to three stacked words: Risk Management Department. Given how Enron ended in 2001, it is the driest joke in the Atrioc collection, styled like a real company staff shirt. Made for everyone who laughs at the 10-K.
Design
- Front: A small tilted red, green and blue outline mark with ENRON beside the words Risk (red), Management (green) and Department (blue).
About the Kids Heavy Cotton™ Tee
The Kids Heavy Cotton™ Tee brings Atrioc to the youngest listeners. Midweight cotton makes it soft but sturdy enough for school, play and every wash in between.
- Fabric: 100% cotton
- Weight: Midweight, 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)
- Fit: Classic fit with a crew neckline
- Build: Tubular body with no side seams; seamless ribbed collar; twill-taped shoulders
- Label: Pearlized tear-away label
Care
- Machine wash warm (max 40 °C / 105 °F)
- Non-chlorine bleach only, as needed
- Tumble dry medium
- Iron or steam on low, avoiding the design
- Do not dry-clean
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Runs true to size. If you're between sizes, size up. Available in XS, S, M, L, XL.
Follow the maker's care label. Wash cool, dry flat, and it'll keep its shape for seasons.
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